go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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