Duck Duck Cougar?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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