after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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