a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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