I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize