Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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