That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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