We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
she peed on how many people?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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