Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wat bout pragnant strippers??
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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