She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
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Someone shit on the floor
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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