i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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