he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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