I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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