is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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