Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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