i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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