I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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