just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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