Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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