They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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