Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Randomize
