i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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