After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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