Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize