a queef is a wish your heart makes.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The adults are the big ones right?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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