We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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