How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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