I cockslap morals
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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