If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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