I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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