So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
