make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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