Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i think i just lost a toe
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize