Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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