haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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