didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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