Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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