I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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