why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize