question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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