so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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