Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize