I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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