she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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