We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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