You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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