We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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