girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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