The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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