You're completely useless in the revolution.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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