I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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